Monday, April 28, 2014

Coach, Coach!!

Saturday was Sam's first track meet of this very short season.  I am the mid distance coach for the team of 10-15 year olds.  I had no idea how much work coaching was!  I totally wish I had given all those coaches in my kids lives more gifts or at least more acknowledgement!
Being an assistant coach is annoying at times.  I get a lot of work put on me by the very- good- at -delegating head coach, who has over extended himself.  Sometimes he doesn't even show up until half way through the practice and you never know when that will be.  Sometimes he has everything planned out and he wants you to follow it precisely and other times he's got nothing and well, "you should have a plan- your a coach" kind of attitude.  Love working with all kinds of different personalities!
Before this first meet we have had 4 practices- that's it.   Some of the teams have been practicing every day for 2 weeks, including Saturdays.  I don't even know most of the approximately 80 kids names out there and they don't know mine either.  There is a whole lot of Coach! Coach! going on.  Ok, kids, there are about 20 coaches out here.  I have no idea you are talking to me!
For the 4th practice we just decided to ask the kids what they wanted to do and wrote it down.  I also had an idea for my 4x400 relay for the boys, but other than that, I was lost.  We never had them run a 400 against each other, so I have no idea who was faster than whom.  We also practice on a non regulation track.  It has huge turns and is something ridiculous, like,  527 meters long.  It makes practice a little confusing and training them for a certain distance almost impossible.
We left at o-dark-30 Saturday morning for the meet and made it just in time for the coaches meeting.  Our head coach had sent them 3 different versions of our line up, because the first version was seriously messed up (in my mind).  Sam had been training with the sprinters, but coach put him down to run a 400, 800 and a 4x400.  Sam was like, "what the heck?  I am not running that many times around the track!"  He also put sprinters in other long distance runs and long distance runners in sprints.  He only made 15 changes, however.  He said he had over 30 calls and emails after he put out the first version.
In the end Sam was taken out of the 400 and put in the 200.  He got 2nd or 3rd in his heat for the 200 and was 4th overall on the team for 200's.  He won the 800, however.  He did it in 2:32.  Not bad for someone who has never run an 800 and who was training as a sprinter for 4 whole days.  He started off running crazy hard after a guy who shot out of there like a cheetah.  Thankfully, the head coach was on the first turn and yelled for him to let the other guy go.  There was no way that guy was going to sustain that kind of a pace.  Sure enough, he died soon afterwards.
I was extremely nervous about the 4x400, because I put Sam as the anchor.  Remember, I have never seen these guys run against each other in a 400.  A guy from one of the other bases had just won the 400 in 54 seconds and I knew he would be the anchor of that team.   Our whole team performed well, however and Sam had almost 1/2 a lap ahead by the time he got the baton.  He didn't push it at all and still got the second fastest time on the team.  Our other 4x400 team got second!  Whew!!
We hadn't worked on technique or hand-offs or anything before this meet, so I had to go around telling them how the 3 turn start worked.  Some of them really didn't get it and since they were the second runners, I had to make them understand before their race.  It was not easy.  "But why would I want to be in the first lane?"  Seriously?  I had to start at the basics of how a track gets longer and longer the farther out you get.  Finally, I just said, "you see that flag?  Don't leave your lane until you reach that flag, then cut in to the first lane and don't leave it unless you are passing somebody- ok?"  Then I had to explain to the other guys how they would receive a hand-off and this was another confusing point for them.  Thankfully, I think they all understand now!
This was obviously a first time track meet for everyone.  The timers were killing me.  I was tasked with getting all the results written down, so I hung out with the timers and recorder the whole day.  The timers were doing stuff like bringing the person over that they had timed and saying "she got second" and then leaving.  Yes, but what was her time?  "I didn't know I had to get a time for her?"  What?  Why do you think you have a stop watch then?  They kept mixing up  who was timing whom and they were reporting the times wrong, like 2:03 was said 2.3.  Twice they made one of our girls not win this way and I had to correct them.  "No, no, no, our girl just won and now you've placed her second with that time.  That's wrong!  Try again!"  I heard many of the others that were helping to run it, however, were really helping the kids out- especially at the shot put and the long jump where they were actually let them take practice shots and showing them the proper technique.
Overall it was a great, busy day!  I was able to run to the bathroom once (the track meet went from 8 am-4pm) and grab 2 hand-fulls of trail mix.  They had volunteers that went around and gave the coaches water- which I was so thankful for!
I really worked with Sam, getting to eat and drink at the right times.  I could have been so much better myself, if someone had explained these things to me.  I rarely drank water at the meets and never ate.  I didn't want any food in my belly when I was running, and my races were pretty evenly spaced throughout the day, so I just didn't eat.  I would sit out in the hot sun between races.  I can't believe I did as well as I did with all that!  I had Sam eating and sitting under trees and drinking water and Gatorade.  I was really proud of the way he performed!
Of course, now that we have times, I think there is going to be some changes to whose training with whom.  It should be an interesting practice today!

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Addendum to Easter

We had the missionaries over for dinner the next day and they helped us color Easter Eggs.

One of them hadn't colored them since he was 12 and the other one had never colored eggs- ever!  His family tradition was to clean out the Grandparents swimming pool the day before Easter.  Great fun!!  I'm glad we got to share a tradition with them!

Monday, April 21, 2014

The Lame Mother excuse Blog

With our big trip to Rome, the start of track and normal living, it was hard to do everything we usually do for Easter.  The commissary and Bx ran out of Easter candy along time ago and never reordered.  I had grabbed a bunch of little peanut butter eggs when I saw them, but Joseph slowly ate those away, until I only had one bag left.  I re-hid those, but he found them before Easter as well.  Hence, Joseph got zero peanut butter eggs.  The rest of those that were left were split between the rest of us.  They don't do peanut butter in Europe still.  In fact that and Root beer is what you give a German to say thank you.  When they came to the American school as part of an exchange program, they all went out and got American money and insisted on going to Taco Bell and then over to the shoppette to get peanut butter cups.  Emma said it was really funny to see them all showing off their foreign money and getting all excited about Taco bell and peanut butter cups!
In the end we had to drive on Saturday, after the base Easter Egg hunt

(Friday was Good Friday and so everything was closed!) to the Real and picking up a bunch of yummy Germany Easter candy- which all happened to be made by Lindt!  I didn't get anything else, but had enough stuff in my "birthday box" to give the kids a little gift, also- a flying helicopter for all the boys (but we are out of batteries, whoops!) and some light up balloons for Emma (along with a shirt that she found that I liked and so stole from her!)

I didn't have time to make rolls, by the time we got home, so we didn't have our traditional cinnamon rolls for breakfast.  We made do with some good German bread for dinner.  Forgot about a jello salad, too!  We also never colored the eggs, but I needed them to make deviled eggs.  Oh well.  The dinner turned out fine, though and then we had a nice long walk.

 By the time we made it home it was past 8 pm and we needed to get everyone to bed.  No coloring of Easter eggs happened!  There was one bright spot.  We have been watching conference talks for our scripture reading lately and the one we were on, just happened to be about Jesus and the atonement.  It capped the day off nicely.
No one seemed too put out about the lack of Easter traditions happening, except the coloring of eggs.  We have the missionaries over tonight, so maybe we will do that with them.  Max said, "but it's after Easter, now."  Hey, we are making our own rules here, so we can color eggs whenever we want!

Wednesday, April 16, 2014


I booked us a place in Rome for a week over Spring break.

Because of our experience in London, I thought we would need a week to see everything we wanted to.  I really learned some great lessons on that London trip, however, and planned this trip much better.  We were actually done with all the major sites in 2 days and took the third day to travel out to Ostia Antica (which was amazing!) and so that left us with 4 days to visit all the lesser sites- um wayyyyy too long for the little ones and the husband who hates hordes of people.  I have to admit  that it was too long for me, as well!  I would have loved to have split it up with a  different kind of activity, like a beach day, but it wasn't quite warm enough nor close enough. 

I had originally planned to go down to Pompeii for a day, but hadn't reserved any rooms in Naples, so it was going to be a down and back kind of thing.  After researching it some more, we found that it was going to be around 6-7 hours of train riding round trip, plus the cost (close to 30 euros a person just to get to Naples and then whatever the train tickets were from Naples to Pompeii- this is when our internet stopped working! and then the tickets to get into Pompeii)  Then there would be all day long, walking around in the sun (no shade in Pompeii) to see a bigger version of Ostia.  We decided to not do that!  Instead we found some fun churches, an Italian Spring Festival, the USO on pizza day, and some beautiful parks!  We kicked the Vatican- because that's our thing.  We like to kick a few major sites in all our travels- we have kicked the Washington monument and the St. Louis Arch as well.  We went back to the Trevi fountain, when we could actually get close to the water!  We got ourselves in the middle of a huge protest with armed policemen everywhere!!  We even found the Hard Rock Cafe in Rome completely by accident and enjoyed an American style lunch, complete with free water with ice and with free refills!!  I know!  We were super excited, too!

The Metro was cheap and so I thought we would use that a few times, but we only used it twice- once to get up to the Vatican, so that we were on time for sure, and then one other time.  The rest of the time we walked everywhere.
One of the things we saw on our walks- a Roman arch on top of a house, or a house built around a Roman Arch- crazy!
Our children are amazing travelers- always have been.  We just don't put up with whining on trips and so they have all gotten used to it.  We also try to bring or buy plenty of food for snacks.  We let them play electronics when we get back to the places we are staying, so they can relax.  Even 8 year old Max kept up the whole time.  A couple of days we walked from our place that was 15 minutes south of the Colosseum all the way up to the Vatican or Villa Borghese park and back.  No one complained or lagged.  They really are awesome children!  Of course we don't force road march them.  We stopped on the way to take breaks in parks
 Sam made me daisy chains, because I asked him to
 The first time he did this, he fell and broke his back on that Roman cinderblock!
 we carried two backpacks full of food and became Hobbits.  We had elevensies, and lunch and tea and noonies.
and have snack breaks and see some sites along the way.

Day 1

Colosseum, Palentine Hill, and the Forum
You come upon the Colosseum first from the place we rented,

but we knew that wasn't the place to get tickets.  One of the people selling tours confirmed this.  The line didn't look so long, but she said it was, because it winds around on the inside of the Colosseum.  It was about a 2 hour wait at that time for tickets.  Instead she directed us up behind some trees to the newer Palentine Hill ticket office.
Sam getting stabbed by Rob on the steps on the Senate building
Casa della vestal virgins
We had to wait for about 6 people in front of us to get tickets there- that's it!  We could have taken our tickets and gone straight over to the Colosseum (they are combo tickets), but we decided to see the Forum and Palentine Hill first.

A Temple to Vulcan and the belly button of Rome
Those are the original doors and the lock still works

That took most of the day, but was really enjoyable, except for the fact that they are both hills and we could only find 2 of the 3 bathrooms in the area- one down at the bottom of one hill and one at the top.  I think we walked up and down hills at least 6 times.  We were so done by the end of the day!  We had downloaded all of Rick Steve's audio tours, so we listened to those as we went along.  
We forgot the splitters the first day, so we each had to just use an earbud and be attached to someone all day.
Afterwards, we went to the Colosseum and enjoyed getting straight in!

The whole day was amazing!  When you see these huge things that were built BC, medieval castles don't seem so amazing any more!

Day 2

The Vatican Museums and St. Paul's
We took advice and booked tickets on line ahead of time to get into the Vatican Museums.  Tour guide selling people (they were selling tours, not people) along the way kept bugging us, telling us that we would still have to wait in a 3 hours line to get into St. Paul's after going through the museum.  I was a little worried about that, but we are just too cheap to pay for a tour for all of us.  We got straight into the museums with our tour tickets- the line was huge!!!  I was so glad we had booked ahead of time.  The museum was wonderful. 

We loved their courtyard. 


 The Sistine Chapel was so crowded with people and they just kept packing them in.  We stood our ground though and listened to our Rick Steve's audio tour.  We had them downloaded on our iPhones, so at one point, I switch to camera mode, flipped the camera angle and took a picture of the ceiling without the guard throwing a huge fit.
You can see God creating the earth in these scenes
They were actually throwing people out for taking pictures.  When we were done, we used Rick Steve's tip of blending in with a tour group to go the short cut route to St. Paul's.  We figured the worst that could happen was a security guard would make us go back and through the other exit.  There were two tour groups leaving at the same time, so I think we blending in easy enough.  We by-passed a long walk and a long line through security and got straight into St. Paul's.  It is huge!!

 The holy door only opened ever 25 years

After St. Paul's and a nice lunch outside on the steps,
Swiss guard with Michaelangelo designed outfits- Sweet!
we made our way down to take a quick peak at Castle St. Angelo, 

over the Angel Bridge

and down Via Dei Coronari where we got exotic gelato flavors.  I had grapefruit and pineapple with mint.  I really liked it after the initial shock of, these things don't go together!

We checked out Piazza Navona, then hopped over to the Pantheon.

We kept on walking, hoping to find a bathroom somewhere, towards the Trevi Fountain.  We found a Lindt chocolate store, instead!

So yummy! And they had a bathroom, as well.  We met our neighbors, the Fary's, at the Trevi Fountain.  We had just bumped into an old friend of Max's, from Ohio, at St. Paul's.  Small world!  We went to a recommended restaurant for dinner, but won't recommend it ourselves.  The pizza was good, but the pasta tasted mushy and warmed over.  We ended the night at the Spanish steps,

where Emma and I were forced to take flowers and then made to pay for them.  I almost put mine down and walked away, when Rob came up and payed way too much for them.  He said, he needed change for the metro, anyway.  I tried to find a way to get them home, but they would have never made it.

Day 3

Ostia Antica
Ostia is about 20 minutes away from Rome- towards the ocean.  It used to be at the mouth (Ostia) of the Tiber river .  The Tiber river changed course and so the town was abandoned.  It is cheap to get out there, because it is considered part of the metro line, even though you go another place and get on a train- so you only pay the metro fair for one trip (1.5 euros.)  It was a little crowded with school field trips, but once you got inside, the city is big enough that you don't see much of those people. 
 These mosaics are outside of shops to tell what they are- fish merchant?
 Ivory or exotic pets?

We got stopped once by the kids, to ask us if we had seen any of the pictures on their scavenger hunt and we helped them out.  The audio tours really helped things come alive.  We loved running around the cemetery (the sepulchers were amazing!), 

seeing the baths of Neptune, 

the bakery

and the theater.

Joe, Max and Sam even put on a play for us.
As we came out of Ostia, we suddenly realized a) we really didn't need to use the restroom and b) somebody was getting fired from a tour bus company when they got home, tonight!  Emma's little bit of Spanish got her to understand the Italian man that decided to tell us all about it.  Apparently there were people in the bathrooms and on the tour bus at the time!  I guess they were in the right place for getting things scared out of you!
Day 4

Terme di Caracalla,  Circus Maximus, Bocca de Verita
We had seen these old ruins down by our place, but weren't sure what they were.  We decided this day, that we were going to go check them out.  They ended up being a huge public bath house for all free Roman's.

Look how huge they were!

We went and ran around the Circus Maximus

and then waited in line to see if the Bocca would snap our hands off!

 Sam was getting his snapped off, that's why he was moving so fast!  Luckily, he got his arm out in time!

The church was pretty inside, but had this little gem on leaving. 

We also saw the Piazza Venezia with their big statues of Castor and Pollux (we had to learn who they were, afterwards.)  I told them that the stairs going up to the Santa Maria in Aracoeli were supposed to make you win the lottery if you went up on your knees.  Sam really wanted to try, but Rob was having none of it.  There were a lot of people there!
The temple of Hercules
We went around the Jewish ghetto and across the bridge onto the Isola Tiverina island, but the kids were kind of beat, so we didn't finish our Jewish Ghetto audio tour before we went home and ate grocery store pasta and canned sauce, 

because the restaurants not in tourist areas don't open for dinner hours until 7:30 pm.  

Day 5

Trevi fountain, again, USO, Trajan Markets, Trajan Column, Time Elevator
You can get a lot closer to the fountain in the morning times.

Sam and Max both found coins that didn't quite make it into the fountain that they used for their own coin toss.  Poor Joe- we couldn't find another one for him.
Afterward, we walked to the USO and made it in time for Pizza Friday's.  Some one also brought chocolate chip cookies and of course we got our free soda.  We enjoyed hanging out and talking with all kinds of people who had stopped by as well.  It wasn't easy to find.  I had the exact address and that's the only way we found it.  It almost looks abandoned, but it has a little tiny sticker on the door with USO on it.  You have to ring the door bell and show them your ID card to get in.
On our way home, I pouted until I got my way of going to see the show in the Time elevator.  It is actually a horrible flight simulator that shakes you up like crazy while they show you the history of Rome and how it all looked then.  It was interesting, but made me sick.  
We also saw the Trajan Markets, the Trajan Column.

First shopping mall
Day 6 

Villa Borghese park, Santa Maria della Vittoria, Hard Rock Cafe, Fests and Protest
We walked up to Villa Borghese this day, stopping to visit San Giovanni in Laterano church (which ended up being Rob's favorite for all the statues of the apostles)

 St. John- Notice he is writing

and San Clemente (which we didn't tour).  We tried to see Santa Maria della Vittoria, also, but it was closed for Siesta.  We also found a Spring fest going on.  The little boys participated with some other children in learning to fight, gladiator style.

They said they were promoting their big festival on April 21st.  As far as we could understand, that is their day of Nationalization.  "Big day in Italy!"  That is about all we could understand.  But we bought a couple of their buttons and they said something that looked like National on them. The gladiators had a lot of fun with the kids, so we enjoyed taking a break and watching.
We found the Hard Rock Cafe on our way up to the Villa Borghese and determined to have dinner there.  
After a nice walk around the park
 The Temple of Sam
 The Temple of Max
The Temple of Joseph
Emma didn't want a temple
to find a potty- they really don't have enough of those in Rome, although there are free public fountains with drinkable water everywhere-

we went back to the Hard Rock Cafe for an early dinner,

 then made our way back to see Santa Maria della Vittoria.  Rob really wanted to see it, because it was one of the churches in the book, Angels and Demons.

 We had noticed a large police presence when we came up in the morning with yellow tape everywhere.  Just before we made it to the church, we found out why.  There was a huge protest going on.

The police were all in their riot gear with their helmets on and shields up and ready.  The first wave of protestors seemed to be carrying signs that had x's over what looked like a metro and the word casa everywhere.  I knew the metro was still building, so I figured they were protesting it coming through their housing areas.  The next wave, though had pictures of a satellite x'ed out and Russian flags and Russian flags along side of Italian flags.  We decided that it was a good time to not look too American.  This is about the time that the police let us go around them to the church.  I think they just didn't want anyone behind them any more.  We were out in the open with the protestors for about 100 yards.  I wasn't feeling real comfortable about that.  We made it to the church steps and then I felt a little better.  When more men with ski masks came waving colored smoke and linked arms with lots of chanting and waving Russian flags, we headed into the church to take a look.  This one had a Bernini statue of the ecstasy of St. Teresa 

- which was weird and the overcoming of Mary of the heretics that changed the bible into the common language.  

The fountain outside of the church
It was a wonderful vacation, but we are officially done with Rome!  Check!  I got on the plane the next day and sighed, relieved. 

We made it a whole week in Rome and no one got pick pocketed! 

Some of the street performers 
My camera started acting up, but that just convinced Rob that I needed a new camera- score!  We walked an average of 1400 calories off a day and saw some of the coolest stuff in the world!  Next time, though, we need a beach vacation!